I Know Everything

Just got back from a ride around town to see the Xmas lights.  The kids were overly sugared up and we should've known better but we were trying to "make memories".  Well Keaton provided the memory that we are sure not to forget.

I can't remember what was said but Ryan's response was "Because I know everything."  To which Keaton replied in his perfect comedic timing "Oh yeah.  Did you know I have a third nipple?" Needless to say Ryan was speechless!

We love this kid!

Forgetting

It seems in my older age I forget everything!  In looking back at old post I realize how much I actually documented and how much I had actually forgotten.  I'm going to try this year to use this format to write down things I don't want to forget...mostly hysterical things I can't believe came out of my children's mouths.  They may just be a sentence or two or even just a self explanatory picture.  Now that I can post from my phone with ease, since I usually have it with me most of the time, I have no excuse not to post!  Let's see how I do!

One thing I have to post as not to forget and to have on record for my children's future spouses is the following story from this week...

I go upstairs and find Keaton in the bathroom with toilet paper & Ryan's deodorant.  When I asked him what in the world he was doing he said "Elliot told me if I put deodorant on toilet paper and wipe my butt my farts will smell good!"  WHAT IN THE WORLD???

Oh these two